Okay no. Fucking no. You think your sandwich is cute with peanut butter and jelly hearts, fucker? Well you’ll change your mind once you put it together and try to eat it. First you’ll get a mouthful of just bread and disappointment, then when you take another bite your mouth will be assaulted by copious the amounts of sticky peanut butter and sugary jelly and there won’t be enough bread to save you from it. A sandwich like that is what failure tastes like. The pb and j may be shaped like hearts but there’s no love in that sandwich. It’s about balance. Life needs balance, and so does your fucking sandwich. You disgust me. Don’t talk to me until you know how to make a proper sandwich.
Who hurt you? Show me on the doll where the man touched you?
Space space space space space….
The 3DS Animal Crossing has been confirmed to be Tortimer Island. It’s a unique stage, because every time you play on it, the level’s layout is different.
And as a little bit of trivia about the Almighty Sakurai, he revealed by today’s post that he does play Animal Crossing: New Leaf, and has been on Tortimer Island countless of times to catch bugs.
today I have written more “poetry”.
I am a “poet”.
I’ve watched this video fifty fucking times and it’s still killing me
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